McMenu

On the train into town, get in by eleven,

The McMuffin range, a pure taste of heaven.

Bacon and egg? Or egg and cheese?

No, double sausage, that’s sure to please.

I don’t do the wraps, or the muffin with jam,

Won’t eat the porridge, that’s not who I am.

Pancakes with syrup, and then a hash brown,

Why not make it two, let’s go to town.

Hit up the McCafe, ‘til the menu’s updated,

Want the full dinner selection, I’m nowhere near sated.

I’ve never been veggie, not tried the McPlant,

Try 4 veggie dippers? No, I just can’t.

Time for some chicken, nuggets or selects?

I’ll go Mayo Chicken, think that would be best.

Don’t want chicken salad, or sweet chilli wrap,

They say it’s healthy, but that’s total crap.

The Filet o’ Fish, just isn’t my dish,

I ain’t gonna fib, I don’t like McRib,

It’s time for some sides,

Some hot salty fries,

Guess what, guys?

I went supersize!

Skip out the smoothie, go straight for the shake,

That sweet chocolate one, is the best thing they make.

The donut’s too plain, I’ll have a McFlurry,

Is the machine working? I’m starting to worry.

Apple pie is a must, but I just never learn,

I pop it straight in, get a third degree burn.

Feeling quite full, stomach starting to churn,

Sweat beads on my head, I’m having a turn.

Step into the street, starting to sway,

I’m gonna heave, no wait, I’m OK.

Kept it all down, hip hip hooray,

At the end of the block, I step into BK.