Mickey Hardwick and the Missing Orgasm

It was a rainy night in the city of angels, and as per usual, I was hard at work. She sauntered into my office just before midnight. A tall blonde dame, with gams up to her shoulders. She could have been in pictures. I looked her up and down, could see she the broad was dripping wet. She looked at me with smouldering eyes, and it took my breath away.

"Word is you're the best private dick in the city," she purred.

"If you're looking for private dick, you've come to the right place. How can I help?"

"My orgasm has gone missing, and I'm looking for the right man to find it."

Well she didn't need to ask me twice. I laid out the facts, took down her particulars, and slid on the latex to avoid contaminating the crime scene. Then, I got down to business, putting my silver tongue to work. She started telling me what I wanted to hear, but it was all just lip service. 

After my initial enquiries proved fruitless, I started pumping her for information. She wasn't keen to release the goods, so I started to feel around, see what I could get hold of. After a while, I decided to come at her from a different angle, try to get to the bottom of things.

This was gonna be a tough nut to crack. I gave her a tongue lashing, and then she gave just as good as she got - she had a dirty mouth, but that's how I liked it. 

I was trying to drill down to the heart of the matter, and she started to make some noises, but it wasn't enough for me. I probed deeper, working hard to get the goods. She didn't want to let anything go, but I could tell I was getting to her. She must have been getting nervous - she was sweating heavily, and her breathing was shallow. 

I knew I was getting close when she started praying to God. It was all about to come out. I was riding her pretty hard at this point, and a lesser woman would have already let go. Finally, she couldn't take pressure anymore, and started to sing like a canary. It all came flooding out. 

She thanked me profusely for a job well done, the tears beginning to flow. I gave her a tissue to clean herself up with, and then I presented her with my bill. Another satisfied customer.